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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving? Because he never left the pub."

"Three blind lesbians walk into a fish market. They get confused"

"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing..."

"How do you make a gay fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."

"How many Jews can you fit in a car? Depends how big the ash tray is."

"I didn't masturbate for over a year. That mistake blew up in my face."

"Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate much interest."

"Atleast there was one way that the new Ghostbusters was true to the original... It still had a black guy as one of the main cast."

"Can I just drop it like it's lukewarm? It's been a long day and I'm tired."

"Which actor is resting in pieces? Alan RIPman"