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Joke of the Day

"Three blind lesbians walk into a fish market. They get confused"

"Sodium Person 1: ""Hey dude do you know what the symbol for Sodium is?"" Person 2: ""Na"" Person 1: ""I'll ask someone else then thanks anyway"""

"Why are churches never broke? Because Jesus saves."

"*Killer sneaks into my house to murder me but sees me practicing karate w/ my big stuffed dog I won from the carnival and changes his mind*"

"Best joke ever I used to cry when my dad cut up onions Onions was a good dog"

"If we were in a fight, I'd mop the floor with you... Except I don't do housework."

"*job interview HR: Can you name one of your strengths? Me: Sure. I'll call it Giselle."

"Girlfriends are like Gym Memberships You have it, you just never pay attention to it."

"Before Wallmart existed you had to buy a ticket to see the circus."

"Just because I can't spell Armygeddan..... Doesn't mean its the end of the world...."