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Joke of the Day
"Why are gay men so well dressed? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing..."
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"I tell you what makes my blood boil, faulty spacesuits."
"I lost my virginity last week But it's fine. Turns out it was just between the couch cushions."
"a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says ""alright John how you getting on today?"""
"A Stormtrooper and a Red Shirt get into a firefight. The Stormtrooper misses every shot, and the Red Shirt still dies."
"I used to be dyslexic but now I'm KO"
"A man walks into a Bar.. fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor? ""STOP RESISTING!!!"""
"""What's up, doc?"" says Bugs Bunny. ""Not you,"" laughs the doctor. ""Take these little blue pills."" *Looney Tunes music plays*"
"I like my women like I like my coffee! Ground up and in the freezer."