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Joke of the Day

"This is the worst carnival ever. I can't believe they blocked the street off for this. Sir, this is a crime scene."

"Late 9/11 joke. My dad died during 9/11. He was driving a plane."

"Want to hear a funny joke? Women's rights."

"What's the word that starts with an ""N"" that no one wants to call a black person? Neighbor"

"I buy vodka alone, people give me the ""Enough Vodka?"" look. I buy vodka with 4 kids, people give me the ""Are you sure that's ENOUGH?"" look."

"Did you hear about the shoemaker who went bankrupt? He was inSOLEvent"

"I see you liked my status... I accept your invitation for sex."

"What's the difference between a famous book by Dickens and a woman who buys fake boobs? One is a Tale of Two Cities..."

"If I give you breakfast in bed just say ""thanks"" Not ""who are you"" and ""how did you get in here"""

"Why Can't I Find Out Anything About This Superb Owl #superbowl"