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Joke of the Day

"Post the worst joke you can think on the fly. I'll start: What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long? He had a stalemate."

"""You ask."" ""No, you ask!"" ""Will you please ask?"" ""Why can't you ask?"" ""Fine... Hey my FRIEND wants to ask you something!"""

"A door walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The door responds, ""I'm off my hinges."""

"Reality! 11:30- I will go to bed soon. 03:30- Why am i on wikipedia reading about advanced nuclear theory."

"Did you hear about Chris Brown's latest Hit? Left Hook."

"Studies say people with high IQ are lazy. Of course I didn't read the entire article."

"Anyone seen ""Captain Phillips""? If not, I have a pirated copy you can borrow."

"For computer geeks. Less isn't more, less is more."

"What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters? A Kylo Ren Book"

"I cheated on my drug test, with a younger, more attractive drug test."