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Joke of the Day

"A door walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The door responds, ""I'm off my hinges."""

"""Genetically modified food is very much safe for human consumption"" the tomato on my plate reassuringly explained to me."

"(Awful joke)What did the Elephant say while scolding her children? Tusk Tusk I am so sorry"

"If there's one thing that I've learned it's, that I should have learned way more than one thing."

"How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin? ""A few months ago"

"Yo Mamma is So Fat..... when she moons people, they turn into werewolves....."

"How do you kill a vegan vampire? Steak to the heart."

"HR says that we are no longer able to say to anyone ""if ignorance is bliss you must be such a happy person"" even if we smile as we say it."

"Once there was a guy... ...who had a dog with no legs. Everyday he took him out for a drag."

"COW: I'm constipated DR DOG: when was ur last bowel moooo-vement lol C: ur doing puns right now? DD: gonna milk this for all its worth lmao"