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Joke of the Day

"I don't blame people for not wanting Merrick Garland in the Supreme Court I would be scared too if I had to work with the Incredible Hulk in his later years."

"Robin Thicke. I wonder if his name applies to his Penis. Wonder if i can also call myself Willy Enormous. But mine will be obvious"

"I think I finally found your G-Spot. It's been in my wallet the whole time."

"Why do married women have sex with the lights out. They can't stand to see a man have a good time."

"Royal Canadian Mounted Police (""Mountie"") joke Did you hear about the near-sighted Mountie?...He tied his whistle to a tree and blew his horse."

"What kind of a shoe has a problem? An issue."

"Teacher My teacher pointed to me with the ruler and said ""There is an idiot at the end of the ruler"" I got suspended for asking which end! :P"

"What type of cow produces both milk and potatos? Your Mother."

"What did God say after creating Africa? Last one out is a rotten egg!"

"[couple who talks via walkie talkie] GIRL: [into walkie] this relationship is over, over GUY: *cries into walkie* it's roger isn't it?? over"