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Joke of the Day
"Why do married women have sex with the lights out. They can't stand to see a man have a good time."
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"I stopped to tie my shoe at the airport and someone reported me as an unattended bag."
"At least a zombie would love me for my brain."
"""Will I ever live in a clean house again?"" *shakes magic 8 ball *magic 8 ball explodes and makes a mess"
"Retweet this and you'll go to heaven. Yes, the standards are now that low."
"TIL that 'gullible' has been removed from the latest edition of the Oxford English dictionary... Seriously. I swear."
"hey magic 8 ball, why cant humans fly ""thats not a yes or no question"" then how did you just say that ""Yes"" no come on ju- ""Ask Again Later"""
"Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head."
"If you use the iPhone 6 upside down, boom, iPhone 9."
"Did you hear about that Native American who drank ten cups of tea one night? They found him dead the next day in his teepee"