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Joke of the Day

"TERMINOTOR: come with me if u want to live ME: ok cool *just sits there* TERMINOTOR: COME WITH ME IF-- ME: ya i got it. im good right here"

"What's the difference between a lonely person getting trolled and a wanted sexual offender? Ones a pranked Redditor, the other is a ranked predator."

"Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana? Because he was in a wheelchair."

"Q. How are men like television commercials? A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds."

"I'm drinking some pretty average tea... It's Mediocritea."

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free!"

"Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !"

"What does popcorn and KFC have in common? Greasy, old kernals"

"Why don't people give Melania Trump a break... Life is hard enough growing up as a black woman in the USA."

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine & a small child? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window..."