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Joke of the Day
"If 1 in 5 Women get raped Then why don't they just travel in packs of fours?"
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"murderers are my pet peeve. im a real chill dude until i get murdered, then you better be prepared to have some sarcasm thrown your way"
"My therapist says I'm narcissistic. How can someone who's perfect be narcissistic?"
"Knock Knock Whos There The Who The Who Who? Who Are you Who Who"
"Sperm bank I wounder if the receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used phrase ""Thanks for coming""."
"What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle? A Rook-ey mistake."
"being single in apartments is the best cos you can listen to couples fight all the time. so comforting. like being inside during a storm"
"What type of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers."
"How do you make a flea circus? From scratch."
"Chuck Norris doesn't count his chicken before they hatch. He cracks them and eats them."