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Joke of the Day

"What's the definition of a 68? That's when you blow me and I owe you 1."

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Slap a man with the same fish and the video will go viral in under 48 hours. #Truth"

"A man walks into a bar The man is Donald Trump. He orders a drink and leaves a few minutes later. The joke is that you thought this one wasn't going to be political"

"Why did the caveman not take Viagra? Because he was rock hard."

"Happy anniversary to the love of my life.. and her husband Jonathan."

"Why did Admiral Ackbar spend his entire Hawaiian vacation thinking he was about to get suicide-bombed? Brown people kept approaching him saying, ""Aloha, Ackbar!"""

"My roommates get angry when I steal their kitchen utensils But frankly, thats a whisk I'm willing to take."

"Today I was told that I sing like an amputee. Apparently I can't hold a note or carry a tune."

"I used to cry when I got an erection... would call it my ""mourning wood"""

"So, I went out and had a few drinks.. I decided to take a bus home. So this morning I awoke and I don't know what to do with the bus parked in my driveway."