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Joke of the Day

"My roommates get angry when I steal their kitchen utensils But frankly, thats a whisk I'm willing to take."

"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee, you racist fuck."

"[NSFW] Gonzo turns to Kermit and says ""It's getting late, want to go eat out somewhere?"" Kermit looks at Missy Piggy and says ""I'm having pork tonight."""

"Once upon a time in india a american tourist came to saw tazmahal , he was astonished that indian are daily bathing didn't need a deodorant for hide the body odour, ,,, he is so jealous"

"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? The placement of the dirt bag."

"The great thing about Joan Rivers is No matter who digs her up in a thousand years time, she'll always look surprised to see them."

"A Higgs boson walks into a church... The priest says, ""We don't allow Higgs bosons in here."" The Higgs boson replies, ""But without me, how can you have mass?"""

"NYPD officers accidentally shot two tourists in Times Square, but in the cop's defense, the tourists were about to eat at Olive Garden"

"How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function? He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck."

"I leaked a sex tape of myself 3 months ago. It has 14 hits! Those hits are from me checking to see how many hits it has."