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Joke of the Day
"Why did the caveman not take Viagra? Because he was rock hard."
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"Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying ""sorry for the damage."" Film reactions. Profit."
"""This soup was so good I wish I could just...NOMCRNCHNCH"" *chewing glass* ""There must be a better way!"" -Inventing the bread bowl"
"Why do women get periods? Because they deserve it"
"How do you spell badly? With a broken magic wand."
"Interviewer: Nice, a 4.0. Straight A's! Me: No, blood alcohol content."
"It would be totally gay if Elon Musk opened a gas company in the future. Not because it will be out of trend but because it will be named GasX."
"I don't mean to generalize but you don't really see too many good looking customers coming out of adult book stores"
"- ""I love Beyonce... - Whatever floats your boat mate. - No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'. - ..."""
"Doctors seem to have cornered the market on so-called ""medical advice."""