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Joke of the Day

"The cop jokes on this sub are getting out of hand All the black jokes keep getting shot down."

"Men are like shag carpets. Soft fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef jerky"

"I just spent an hour at the gym. I couldn't find a close enough parking spot so I left."

"Cigarettes are like hamsters Harmless, until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire."

"England can't win anything. Brazil took away their top spot of Most Embarrassing team."

"To this day, no song pumps me up as much as the theme from 'Bill Nye the Science Guy.'"

"What comes in pints? elephants"

"The best part of Halloween is all the Jehovah's Witnesses wondering why they're being given candy."

"Did you hear about the jewish guy? Did you hear about the jewish guy that walked into a wall with a boner? He broke his nose."