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Joke of the Day

"Two rabbits were being chased by a group of hunters One turned to the other and asked ""Do we make a run for it or stay here and outnumber them?"""

"TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION"

"*I gently remove an eyelash from her cheek* ""Make a wish,"" I say. *I am crushed by a T-Rex wearing a saddle seconds later*"

"What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important? An irrelephant."

"*slams table WHY DID VILLAINS FROM SCOOBY-DOO ASSUME THEY'D GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING IF NOT FOR MEDDLING KIDS THEY GOT CAUGHT BY A STONED DOG"

"What do anal sex and vegetables have in common? You enjoy both more as an adult if they aren't forced on you as a child."

"What do you call gungan served raw? Tartare Binks..."

"watch only the first and last episodes of How I Met Your Mother. you're welcome"

"My boyfriend is tall, strong, protective and flashes me regularly. Oh no wait. I'm thinking of a lighthouse again."

"*at movie theater* M: I'll take a large popcorn with extra butter. H: Sure. What movie are you seeing? M: I'm not."