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Joke of the Day

"*slams table WHY DID VILLAINS FROM SCOOBY-DOO ASSUME THEY'D GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING IF NOT FOR MEDDLING KIDS THEY GOT CAUGHT BY A STONED DOG"

"Knock knock. Little boy blue."

"What's a feminist's favorite math class? Triggernometry."

"I was reading a newspaper, and the headline said,""America is without a leader!"" I said,""That's unpresidented!"""

"What did 50 cent say to his grandma after she crocheted him a sweater? G! You knit!"

"What has six eyes but can't see? Three blind mice."

"A black lady named Betty walks into a butcher shop that's always running out of things and ask for some beef The butcher replies ""No black Betty, ham or lamb?"""

"Today I woke up to a blow job.. ..never falling asleep with my mouth open again."

"Yo mama so fat.. ...she took one selfie and her brand new phone said ""Insufficient storage""."

"Were those thousands of turtle lives worth the life of one stupid, spoiled Princess with a strange fetish for Italian plumbers?"