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Joke of the Day

"What do anal sex and vegetables have in common? You enjoy both more as an adult if they aren't forced on you as a child."

"After years of failure, the ""scientist"" that had been trying to create a fake urine nearly went mad after he drank his first Miller Lite."

"Hippocrates did very well for himself, considering he was named after cages for a large mammal."

"I wish I could play little league again. I'd be so much better now."

"How do you bother somebody with OCD 3,7,9,11,13,17,19....."

"What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces? A bird watcher."

"What do you call a midget with leprosy? A leperchaun!"

"what kinda bees make milk. boobies...."

"I kept trying to think of puns about the eye during my biology lesson, when we dissected one. To be honest, they kept getting cornea and cornea...."

"Nice try, theatre ad. But some of us don't need to put our phones on silent, for we have prevented calls with our deplorable personalities."