19581

Joke of the Day

"My boyfriend is tall, strong, protective and flashes me regularly. Oh no wait. I'm thinking of a lighthouse again."

"What do you call a Mexican little person? A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)..."

"Cat with mental disorder The psychiatrist just diagnosed my cat for having dissociative identity disorder. She now have 45 lives."

"How to spell ""me"" A man walks up to a woman and asks her to spell the word ""ME"" for him. She says, ""M-E"". The man says, ""But you forgot the D!"" ""But there's no ""D"" in ""ME""!"" He says, ""Not yet.."""

"What social movement were nazis really into? Aryan Reichts"

"Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !"

"I entered what I ate for lunch into my calorie counting app and it uninstalled itself."

"Wedding rehearsals, because ruining your life takes practice."

"My OCD is so bad that, when someone falls asleep on a plane, I turn off their overhead light. And braid their hair."

"What did the child with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet."