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Joke of the Day

"What animal brings the most boys to the yard? The [milk snake](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_snake)"

"What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding? Yule ln!"

"99 Problems If you havin adventure problems I feel bad for you son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one. Hit me!"

"I was late to a meeting traveling to West Virginia. I forgot to reset my watch to the mid 1800s."

"I recently got very addicted to skiing My doctor told me I'm going down a slippery slope"

"What bee is good for your health ? Vitamin bee !"

"JOB INTERVIEWER: it says here ur a postmodern deconstructivist...? ME: did ur parents realy name u 'Job'? especialy with a last name like urs?"

"Have you heard the joke about the deaf guy? He hasn't."

"Having daughters is great if you want to get yelled at every time you hit a butterfly with your car."

"What is Paula Deens Least Favorite Pokemon? Butterfree"