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Joke of the Day
"I recently got very addicted to skiing My doctor told me I'm going down a slippery slope"
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"who gives a shit about how many spiders you eat when you're asleep? I'm worried about how many are getting into the other holes"
"What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian? Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv."
"A night-shift nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and says... ""Oh damn it, some asshole has my pen!"""
"I've always wondered what periods were like... Could someone give me a demenstruation"
"Your mother is deaf I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot."
"Why should you never have oral sex? It really sucks."
"What's the difference between wild Iranian Ossetra caviar and my penis? One is a delicacy (Deh-Lih-Cuh-See) and the other is a delicady (Deh-Lih-Cuh-Dee) Edit: The D"
"You can't blame me for making jokes about the earthquake. It's not my fault."
"What has six balls and rapes the poor? The lottery. It's over $800 million folks! Dragged this joke back for the occasion."