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Joke of the Day

"Math Joke How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician? An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes."

"Helen Hunt but only when Helen hungry."

"How do you propose to a stoner? Marriage ya wanna?"

"What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care!"

"When I die, before my will is read, I want my entire Google search history revealed and whoever is left in the room gets it all."

"What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists? Rise up lights"

"A poster at the door of a church said, ""If you are tired of your sins, come in."" Someone used lipstick to write her number beneath it and added ""Call me, if not."""

"I just found out I'm colour blind The diagnosis came completely out of the green. (Courtesy of a family member)"

"I've recently obtained a book on the guidelines of masturbation So far, I've stuck to it."

"Those novelty New Years glasses look so stupid. So I wear glasses that say ""Yesterday"" because it makes me wise beyond my years."