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Joke of the Day

"I was going to have a wank at the Vatican while I was there on vacation. But I thought about it and it has probably been done before and I would hate to be seen as the second coming."

"Knock Knock... Horizontally Knock Knock. Who's there? Horizontally Horizontally who? Quick, The *whore is onto me* hide me from my wife."

"A girl asked her boyfriend what the Kamasutra was... He replied ""Let me put it this way"""

"Your personality finally matches your looks. That's not a compliment."

"Hey can you take the next left? I gotta drop the cosby kids off at the pool."

"Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email? He had no attachments."

"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? Pilot."

"Do you know why russians always rush B? Because they already Russia."

"If a 99lb girl eats a 1lb plate of nachos is she technically 1% nachos? I think I'm on to something..."

"Early Time I'm on a Whiskey diet, I lost three days already."