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Joke of the Day
"Hey can you take the next left? I gotta drop the cosby kids off at the pool."
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"Dear investors, I'd like to make a chap stick called ""food court Chinese food."" Please snapchat if interested."
"I always disliked my hair but its growing on me."
"What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed."
"Optimus Prime: AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT. Me: *walks downstairs* where the hell is my toaster and microwave?"
"My FedEx guy knocks on the door like his son is dying and I'm the town doctor."
"How many Freudian scientists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to hold the penis LADDER I MEANT LADDER!!"
"My only goal in life is to be immortal So far, so good"
"What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom? ""He's a real fun guy [fungi]."""
"Bacon twice a day keeps a size 34 waist away."