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Joke of the Day

"A girl asked her boyfriend what the Kamasutra was... He replied ""Let me put it this way"""

"Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years."

"[mom ridiculing me in front of new GF] ""Luke was afraid to go into family changing rooms until 22 because he thought he'd get a new family"""

"So I'm here at the wailing wall, like a moron, with my harpoon."

"Funniest joke 2015 I can't(won't) steal it so here is the original link http://i.imgur.com/asy1AU4.png"

"Catch 22: Husband said if I quit Twitter he would pay for a boob job. But if I had huge jugs I would get tons of new followers. Sigh."

"How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible? He hasn't been promoted since 1963..."

"Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?"

"""I'm sorry, is this your wallet?"" poapoale&&2&22222"

"What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr? Nap-kin"