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Joke of the Day
"What's your favorite pickup line? Mine is the Ford F Series."
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"1)Buy a plastic phone 2)Walk next to a stranger 3)Whisper into phone ""It's done. He's dead."" 4)Remove batteries & throw phone in a trash can"
"That awkward moment when you're digging a hole to hide a body, and you find another body #truestory"
"Moses How does Moses make his coffee? He brews it."
"Why did the condom fly across the room? It was pissed off."
"How do lions like their steaks? RAWR"
"How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper."
"if all my friends jumped off a cliff I wouldn't do it too because cats can land on their feet they'll be fine"
"What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer."
"I wonder if blackbirds ever watch reruns of 'That's So Raven' and go all, ""gurl please."""