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Joke of the Day

"let's get married but instead of kids we have nachos"

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Testicular cancer"

"Look, I'm not running a charity here, and if I was I'd be too busy embezzling money to help people."

"""Challlaaaaaah"" -hip hop rabbi"

"No YOU tried to pet the albino skunk that wandered up from the woods. Related: Never go outside w/out contacts and YES I need a shower."

"Daddy long legs are the NBA players of spiders."

"What is the difference between ovaries and testicles? There is a vas diference"

"I Can't Believe I Don't Get More Recognition For Being Really Modest"

"3 women in a bar are comparing how loose they are... One claimed they could fit a sausage, another claimed they can fit a cucumber and the other slid down the bar stool."

"If someone gave me a dollar for every woman I ever satisfied... I'd owe them 5 bucks"