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Joke of the Day
"If spiders ever come to the realization that people are terrified of them, we're fcuked."
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"I'm okay with selling fake ID's to minors because they're all organ donor cards."
"A LGBT activist asked me how I view lesbians Apparently ""fucking inhumane sluts"" wasn't the correct answer"
"*gets email* -Do you want to chat with hot nineteen-year olds in your area?- *responds* ""Can any of them help me with this iTunes update?"""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? The person jogging had a Mc chicken in hand."
"I'm a ventriloquist. I can put my hand up your skirt and make your lips move!"
"What did one German baker say to the other? Glutentag!"
"Reporter: What went wrong in the Challenger launch? NASA: have you ever built a space ship? Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard"
"Philosophers have really good depth perception!"
"#1 thing not to say to a cop Those look like the handcuffs your wife used on me last night."