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Joke of the Day

"Before you judge someone... Walk a mile in their shoes. If you still don't like them, at least they're a mile away, and you have their shoes."

"Yay know, I'm no pedophile, but this childporn charge is some bullshit... Since when was it illegal search for euthanasia?"

"What's the difference between a hippie chick and a pizza? I don't peel the crust off of a pizza before I eat it"

"*Takes off clothes *Enters meeting room naked *Coworkers gasp in horror *Slowly backs out of room [whispers] ""you said debriefing"""

"My most favorite joke Boy to shopkeeper : Do you have fairness cream ?. Shopkeeper : Yes. Boy : Then why dont you apply to your daughter :D ."

"France and Italy simultaneously declare war on each other France surrenders Italy changes sides Both lose"

"We're celebrating Thanksgiving the old fashioned way at my place this year By inviting our neighbors over to eat and then killing them and taking their land"

"I cant believe I forgot to go to the gym this morning. That's 7 years in a row now."

"What do pancakes and kids have in common? The first one usually gets screwed up."

"Why did the black man buy 4 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale."