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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women... In the kitchen."
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"My Dad finally said that I was funny. I asked him if he loved me."
"Stressed? Try this: Picture a lake at dawn. Ducks beginning to stir... Then drink 22 beers & drive your car into a church."
"I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder."
"Professor opened with this in first year engineering lecture: What do engineers use for birth control? Their personalities"
"Church is the worst book club ever. We've been talking about the same book for 2,000 years and most of us still haven't even read it"
"The Pirate and the alphabet Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet? Because they spend years at sea."
"Bill Clinton was surprised to find his old sandwich maker is ahead 12 points in the polls."
"I know a woman who owns a taser... Let me tell you, she's stunning!"
"Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It died."