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Joke of the Day
"My Dad finally said that I was funny. I asked him if he loved me."
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"Store Sign: ""WE HAVE MACE"" Think that's going to keep me from shopping here?"
"What's a Sudanese child's favourite TV channel? Khartoum Network."
"says if you don't like what you see in the mirror, run the hot water until it fogs up. Problem solved."
"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and ten million dollars."
"What's 12 inches long and stiff in the morning? Cot death."
"Difference between computers and woman. I have no problem turning on a computer."
"Social Life Status: My friends are balloons with faces drawn on them. Stuart. My best friend. Popped two days ago."
"Friend: [showing baby photos] Me: Ah yes, very baby"
"""Boo!"" -- cow with a cold"