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Joke of the Day

"The Pirate and the alphabet Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet? Because they spend years at sea."

"I don't see the point of class reunions anymore now that Facebook exists."

"Telling a girl to calm down works about as well as trying to baptize a cat."

"What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend? He lost it."

"Why did Hitler fail math in high school? Because he could never get to the Final Solution."

"If this country cared for its mentally ill they wouldn't be able to join Neighborhood Watch Teams or enter politics."

"What did we call IT before computers ? The Mail Room"

"I remember when I was young and dad used to play ""Got Your Nose"". It was far less traumatic than Uncle Carl's game of ""Got Your Weiner""."

"What do Asians do when they have erections? They vote"

"Went to the gym and asked the trainer. Could you help me do splits? Trainer: Sure How flexible are you? Me: I can only do Thursday."