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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling."

"This may be one all of you have heard, but what do Eric Clapton and coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream."

"There are 42 references to food in the Bible, nuts, crackers, and fruitcakes are some of the... people who believe in it."

"I struggle with an intense fear of becoming disabled It's crippling"

"I came home to my girlfriend packing her bags. What are you doing? -I'm leaving you. I heard you're a pedophile! That's a pretty big word for a seven year old."

"What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars? Top Gear, ^^or ^whatever ^^their ^^new ^^amazon ^^car ^^show ^^will ^^be ^^called."

"My friend told me the onion is the only food that makes you cry. I disagreed and threw a coconut at his face."

"Natural Rights - opposite of natural lefts"

"What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ? I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !"

"Has anyone seen what's up with that Subway Jared guy lately?! He got fat again!"