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Joke of the Day
"Dear Algebra, Stop asking us to find your X. She's isn't coming back and don't ask Y."
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"What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery? Give me one more chants!"
"A girl with kaleidoscope eyes sounds horrifying."
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"What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him."
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"Marriage is like fruit Honeydew this, Honeydew that..."
"I'm not a basic Jew, I'm Hasidic."
"I sleep with my grandad's WWII bayonet under my pillow. You never know when someone might break in and start filming Antiques Road Show."