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Joke of the Day

"I once knew a girl so basic... ...that if you pushed her into a pool of acid, it'd be considered a-salt."

"[ShowerThought] If George Bush had Affordable Healhcare Act Would it have been called Bushcare?"

"Apologising Made Simple by Thayer Thorry"

"Do you like Asian Diplomacy jokes? I've been feeding the kids in my political science class a steady diet of Japanese Government jokes."

"I'm so broke... I gotta jerk off the dog to feed the cat"

"Sally Why did Sally fall off her swing? She got hit by an axe. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally."

"A builder came up to me. He said, ""Do you know how to make a fruit stand?"" ""Yes,"" I said. ""You just have to balance it on a flat surface."""

"When a drunk girl in her 20s screams, ""Oh my God, I love this song!"", you can be sure that song sucks."

"Life is like a box of chocolates... It can be a load of shit."

"Instead of using ""for example"" I'll use things such as ""such as"", for example."