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Joke of the Day

"What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water."

"I heard Reese's is doing a monkey shaped chocolate bar now.. It's called a Reese's Macaque."

"When a man falls over the side of a boat... the crew shouts ""Man overboard!"" When a woman falls over, the crew shouts ""Full speed ahead!"""

"Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ? He wanted sweet and sour pork !"

"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you are gay."

"What's the deal with airplane peanuts? I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?"

"I think i'm going to be famous! I met Jimmy Savile when I was young and I think he rubbed off on me!"

"*loses faith in humanity* ""this is the type of problem that can only be solved by 13 photos of unlikely animal friendships"""

"My 9 year old son - ""If I ever get Bieber fever, just let the fever kill me."""

"Why did Muhammad cross the road? You should not question the prophet's motives infidel!"