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Joke of the Day
"What is the most important thing for a hungry shark? A-fish-in-sea."
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"I like coffee like I like slaves. Free"
"What do you call it when batman leaves religion Christian Bale"
"And now, here's a disappointing joke with an anticlimactic punchline. You're welcome."
"A rainbow took an exam... It passed with flying colours."
"*watches soccer* *watches soccer* *watches soccer* *watches soccer* *has to pee* *watches soccer* *gets up to pee* *misses goal* :/"
"MISSING: SUPER ADORABLE PUPPY. WILL COME IF YOU PLAY WU-TANG HELLA LOUD. THIS IS NOT A PLOY TO GET THE NEIGHBORHOOD BUMPIN', THE DOG IS REAL"
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who do and those who dont"
"""Dude, what's with the outfit?"" ""Bruh, I got a job as a bouncer"" *hops away in kangaroo costume*"
"Me: ""Do you think it's strange to talk to yourself?"" Me: ""No."""