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Joke of the Day
"What is the most important thing for a hungry shark? A-fish-in-sea."
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"What kind of beef are you most likely to catch masturbating? Stroganoff"
"On a hunch, I tried looking for the murderer at the corpse auction. As soon as the auctioneer started it was a dead giveaway."
"What's Helen Keller's favorite mouthwash? Jergen's lotion."
"Went to the Doctor Yesterday... Went to the Doctor yesterday, he thinks I suffer from Paranoia... Well, he didn't say that, but I know he is thinking it!"
"Why did Trump call for a ban on all llamas entering the US? because he isllamaphobic"
"Alcohol: You know Kung Fu and you're not afraid to use it Brain: This makes sense right now Body: We're on board Pavement: Come at me bro"
"Country music is like a vacuum. . . As soon as you turn it off it stops sucking."
"You shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since you walked there."
"My 7 Year Old Cousin just told me this yo mamas so fat when she fell down no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up"