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Joke of the Day
"""Please don't make a scene."" -Horrible movie director"
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"Why did Microsoft skip windows 9? Because 7 ate 9"
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"There are four guys walking down the sidewalk. The first three walk into a bar. The last one ducked."
"A step-by-step guide on how to parallel park! 1) Park somewhere else."
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? You suck its dick."
"What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !"
"Why do they call it Black Friday? I dunno, I'm just waiting to hear white people ask how come there's no White Friday."
"You hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction."
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back when you throw it? a dead cat"