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Joke of the Day

"I'd estimate about 28% of the drugs you've taken were smuggled here in someone's asshole."

"Why is Nazi cooking horrible? Because everything is burnt but with a Jewey center."

"Just discovered an app that tells you which one of your friends is stupid. It's called Facebook."

"How do you kill a one legged Fox? Make him run across Canada"

"Tigers blood gave Charlie Sheen HIV"

"What do you call a very unfriendly, female dog? A cunt."

"Every ""Seinfeld"" plot would have been solved by a cellphone."

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Technically I pulled myself over, you only asked C: I know, right? They make us say it like that"

"I was an army sniper, until I was discharged. It must have been my accuracy. It was very hit and miss."

"Her: You like shopping? Me: Oh god yes! Her: What's your favorite place? Me: The grocery store. There is a whole aisle of just cheese!"