200720

Joke of the Day

"I want to walk into a donut shop and yell... ""FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLE-Y!"""

"Mexican Olympics Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US."

"I love how all the characters in kids shows are always SO thrilled while at work. Like Bob never gets pissed over a missing screwdriver."

"Why do electricians wear pants? Because they hate shorts."

"""It's a banana in my pocket"" ""May I remind the defendant that he's under oath?"" *averts eyes* ""I'm glad to see you"""

"Simba was moving slow So I told him to mufasa."

"And that, Romeo, is why we usually try to take a pulse first."

"What do you call an anti-vaxxer? Greiving"

"Why did the boy call 911 when his father ran a red light? He didn't want to go home early and do his homework!"

"What's Hitler's favorite part of a golf course? The bunker"