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Joke of the Day
"How many south americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian."
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"When your girlfriend says do what ever you want. Do not do what ever you want! Its a Trap."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Without a penis"
"Five days of the week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park! "
"Bath time Wanna hear a clean joke? Billy took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown..."
"My wife let me remove all her clothes last night. From the dryer."
"A surprise party on someone's birthday isn't surprising. A better time would be 3-4 months after their birthday, in the middle of the night."
"The NSA killed my Internet Now I have to build a GNU one."
"What do you call really good tea? Qualitea."
"What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan? He needed somebody to cosine."