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Joke of the Day

"He was a man of peace...until they burned down his village. Now, the quest for vengeance has turned him into...A Man Of Burning Things Down"

"I like my coffee like I like my women... lightly roasted for that full bodied flavor."

"When I die... ...have The Gravedigger run over my hearse with me in it."

"We've secretly replaced Janet's coffee with melatonin capsules. Let's see if okay yeah, she noticed. She looks pissed. Sleepy, but pissed..."

"Education is a team effort There's no 'i' in 'illiteracy'!"

"I went to a camouflage themed party the other day... but I didn't see anybody there."

"What do you call a fish out of water? Asians? Idk it's been a rough day."

"What do you get, if you cross a bad joke with a rhetorical question? ..."

"Why didn't The African go to the classical music event? He was a baroque ass' negro"

"Whats the difference between toast and Frenchmen? You can make soldiers out of toast."