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Joke of the Day

"After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn't want to eat for the rest of the week anyways."

"What is the worst part about locking your keys inside your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and asking for a coat hanger."

"Who is a presents favorite quarterback? Tim TeBOW"

"So I wrote a Musical It was about a tragic coal mining operation ,unfortunately, the cave collapsed and the workers inside were killed. I decided to write it in A flat minor."

"Whole foods? More like whole paycheck."

"I bought 2 Chainz' latest album, but it was the censored edition. It's easily one of the best instrumental CDs I've heard in a long time."

"Help, I need nerd jokes the average high school student can understand. Something along these lines, Why can't you trust an atom? They make up everything."

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash. Who survives? Reposts."

"In Seattle, there's a code that states when two people are walking towards each other, the one with the bigger coffee cup passes first."

"If you think you could never kill another human being, you haven't met enough people."