208669
Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks outside."
Next Joke
"Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy that can hold a cup of coffee in each hand and 6 donuts"
"What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek."
"So I ordered the Best of Pitbull CD off Amazon. All I got was a blank CD."
"Whats the difference between jam and marmalade??NSFW You can't marmalade your cock up someone's ass"
"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."
"Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !"
"What is the difference between white teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? White teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex."
"So this baby seal walks into a club... ..."
"Does your wife know you're single?"