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Joke of the Day
"What did the black man get for his son on christmas? Your bike."
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"I backed a horse at 10/1 yesterday... It came in at quarter past 4."
"What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax? ""I""m arriving, I'm arriving."""
"When the side effect of a quit smoking aid is suicide, they really mean their guarantee that you'll stop smoking."
"What we can say Black people are allowed to say the n-word while white people can't. But white people can say things that black people can't. Like ""thanks for the warning officer"" and ""hi dad"""
"I had an argument with me Chemistry teacher today. I threw some NaCl at him and he yelled; ""HEY, THATS A SALT!"""
"One of the funniest jokes on reddit. /r/atheism"
"My wife said to go out and buy something that makes her look hot & sexy for Valentine's Day! So I got drunk..."
"When is a pepper annoying? When it's jalapeno face"
"How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl? ""Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"""