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Joke of the Day

"What we can say Black people are allowed to say the n-word while white people can't. But white people can say things that black people can't. Like ""thanks for the warning officer"" and ""hi dad"""

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"It's funny how your tweets are funnier now that I know you're hot. -everyone on Twitter"
"Whats a pirate's favorite letter? ""You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!"" Aye matey"
"No matter how kind you are, German children will always be kinder."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket. ""Some asshole's got my pen"""
"A buddhist walks up to a hotdog vender... ...says make me one with everything."
"Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby? Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)"
"Former presidential candidate Senator Sanders falls ill. What do you call him? A sick Bern."
"Why are there no female serial killers ?? Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone."
"Guys, I found a cure for my Alzheimer's!"