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Joke of the Day

"What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax? ""I""m arriving, I'm arriving."""

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"'I have trains ran on me all the time.' - Railroads. Or my ex-girlfriend."
"Oscar Pistorius was released from jail into his uncles custody I heard his uncles shitting himself, safer than using the toilet"
"What is Hilary Clintons favorite part about going to the beach? Her Flip-Flops."
"Crazy episode of Judge Judy on right now. This guy was a month late on his rent and she just gave him the electric chair."
"If I buy a cardigan, and then I buy another cardigan Am I buying a cardiganagain?"
"Why engineers are boring"
"My kitten is probably the most playful creature on the planet, but it's less cute when you realize it's all just bird murder practice."
"Noel, Noel. Noel, Noel. Born is the king of isrea."
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