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Joke of the Day
"When is a pepper annoying? When it's jalapeno face"
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"""I got expelled"" How? ""I wrote 2+2=41 on the whiteboard"" Ok that's dumb but- ""So my prof told me to go back up there..."" Oh no ""and rub 1 out"""
"Helium walks into a bar... The bar man says, ""Hey! We don't serve your kind!"" Helium doesn't react."
"Today a man knocked on my door And asked for a donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"John Snow really knows the way to a guy's heart."
"What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast? Kevin Bacon. ... And Jon Hamm. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out."
"What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo"
"I just touched a person with down syndrome. Then I shouted; ""touchdown!"""
"Bill Gates is giving 100k to help develop a better & safer condom. I don't care how good it is, im not wearing a condom that says Microsoft."
"What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub? One has hope in her soul..."