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Joke of the Day

"Whats 2 + 2 ? A math problem."

"Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple? Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)"

"Drinking light beer is like having sex in a canoe.. Fucking close to fresh water"

"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With jammin'."

"I saw a synopsis and some abstracts shot down in a hail of bullet points. I guess it was a summary execution."

"What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? Aye Matey!"

"The clock was still hungry... so it went back four seconds."

"I'm not superstitious, I'm just a bit stitious."

"Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?"

"Hello this is ur pilot speaking We almost began our descent but my copilot said ""turn down for what"" so looks like we r rerouting to Cancun"