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Joke of the Day

"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With jammin'."

"[Catwoman's Lair] Robin: I hear someone. Batman: Lets's hide in this sandpit. {5 min later} R: This is a litter box isn't it? B: I think so."

"I set my Tinder to Flint, Michigan. Its been fun! The chicks are so thirsty."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they are both stuck up cunts"

"I love the Olympics, but missing Dateline due to the Olympics sucks. One of these athletes better end up being a serial killer or something."

"What do you call a building you can't locate? A warehouse"

"How much does a pirate earing cost? A buccaneer"

"What do you call a Mesoamerican unicorn? Unimaize"

"I told my friend I had HIV... She asked me if I was sure. I told her I was positive."

"*Lexus dealership* Sales person: if you buy a new Lexus we will make the first months payment Me: so who makes the other 59 payments?"