192007

Joke of the Day

"Drinking light beer is like having sex in a canoe.. Fucking close to fresh water"

"My father was known for running marathons He never came back from the Boston one though But I knew that he'd say it was bomb I'm glad he went out with a bang"

"What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air? Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)"

"Question: What's another name for pickled bread? Answer: Dill-dough."

"This ceiling fan keeps knocking over my ceiling furniture."

"I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you."

"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo!!"

"IF all women are crazy... Then... You might as well pick a pretty one."

"I get so excited when Facebook tells me there are hot singles in my city who want to meet me. Maybe they want to babysit!"

"My mom always said that I'd never find a man dumb enough to marry me. Well, I showed her..."